Soft And Directionless

Orcs gettin confuzzled up in dis. And, you know, slain and stuff.

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#I feel like I’ve just been introduced to a major character in a Wes Anderson movie

there are so many important elements to this. the slow-mo. the sliding on snow in trainers?? the string classical music. the knowing glance towards the camera. the slight raise of the mug in salutation. the book. the red dressing gown. the snowflakes falling past. the hair? the blink as they turn away. who are they

this is pure magic

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fuckin-georg:

You: Peter B Parker was the father figure to Miles Morales.


Me, an intellectual: Miles Morales was the son figure to Peter B Parker. Miles already had his two biggest supporters in his Dad and Uncle, who, when the spider people were discouraging, were the first people to tell Miles how great he is and how much he’s capable of, which ultimately led to his Leap of Faith. Peter, on the other hand, needed Miles to show him that he’s capable of changing and growing into the person he wants to be for MJ and for himself.

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2019 Expectations vs Reality

jacqattacq:

Expectations:

  • Wake up at 5 am
  • Drink 16 oz of water
  • Wash face and brush teeth
  • Write (ideas, dreams, gratitude, brain dump, habit tracker)
  • Read 10 pages while drinking coffee/tea
  • Workout (a quick routine followed by 20-30 mins on the elliptical)
  • More water
  • Yoga
  • Shower
  • Duolingo app to learn French
  • More water
  • Healthy Meal
  • More water
  • Healthy Meal
  • Dishes done
  • Wash face and brush teeth
  • 30 minutes of scroll time on the phone
  • Go through fitness journal and next day agenda
  • Phone away in another room
  • Set out clothes for tomorrow
  • Set out workout outfit for tomorrow
  • Pack lunch for tomorrow
  • Read for 30 minutes
  • Fall asleep before 10 pm

Reality:

  • Wake up late
  • Stay in bed on my phone
  • Brush Teeth while on my phone
  • Drink some water while on my phone
  • Healthy Meal while on my phone
  • Drink a little more water while on my phone
  • Healthy Meal while on my phone
  • Watch Netflix while on my phone
  • Brush Teeth while on my phone
  • Fall asleep on the couch OR Go to bed late

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“Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster
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WINTER IS A BAD TIME.
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yveinthesky:

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Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

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WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

That’s gussy babe

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

*standing ovation*

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Examples of Stockholm Syndrome in Disney

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 Frollo and Quasimodo

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Mother Gothel and Rapunzel

Frollo and Mother Gothel convince Quasimodo and Rapunzel that their lives are dependent on them. The two villains claim the outside world is a terrible place even though they know this is not true. They also constantly emotionally abuse their victims by implying their worthlessness and destroying their self-esteems. Quasimodo and Rapunzel sympathize with their captors and even believe their captors are protecting them and treating them with kindness. However, both captors are merely using and manipulating their victims for their own selfish purposes.

NOT:

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The Beast and Belle

 Belle does not sympathize with the Beast when she is treated poorly. She becomes angry and leaves the castle, only returning by her own wish so that the Beast (who saves her) does not freeze to death. She does not respond nicely towards the Beast until he treats her with respect. In this situation, Belle has control and is not manipulated into feeling for the Beast, nor does the Beast treat her disrespectfully after the first night. While the Beast does have an underlying motive as to keeping Belle in his castle, he abandons this idea and sets her free to make her happy. If anything, this story is a case of Lima Syndrome where the captor starts to sympathize with the victim.

Check out this post which refocuses the purpose of Beauty and the Beast from merely (and wrongly) being about Stockholm Syndrome to it’s original purpose.

FUCKING FINALLY

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this, but Beauty and the Beast is my favorite movie and I’d like to have this on my page!

this is actually a very good analysis. I take back all the times I’ve called Beauty and the Beast a ‘stockholm syndrome’ romance. 

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aurrorpotter:

“My dear Frodo… Hobbits really are amazing creatures.  You can learn all there is to know about their ways in a month, and yet after a hundred years they can still surprise you.”

Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001) dir. Peter Jackson

Frodo, all about layering, Baggins

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